Boy allegedly forced to use hands to unclog toilet

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EAGAN, Minn. – An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public. The boy's parents claim their son told them the principal made him clean out a toilet bowl that the boy had accidentally clogged on Dec. 12. The boy told his parents he wiped himself with paper towels, instead of toilet paper, causing the clog.
The principal declined to respond to the claims Thursday. He also didn't say what disciplinary action was proposed and whether he'd appeal.

I'm loving this story. Seriously we all went to elementary school, and if you got in this much trouble for clogging a toilet you'd be elbow deep in feces from homeroom to lunch. I'd walk in the bathroom and see water bottles jammed in there, puppies, textbooks... I mean everything. What was this kid thinking wiping himself with paper towels? He must've been like "You know what I'd love to have today? A chapped ass that feels like its on fire all day long! I'd love that! Yayyyyy" Listen school toilet paper is already made of like barbed wire and concrete so it remains a mystery to me why he made that choice. Anyway obviously Janitor Bud was fed up with these damn kids and still fuming over Vietnam so he put his mop down in protest and said "Nay! I shall not unclog any more water closets!" For some reason Janitor Bud knew the 19th century word for toilet but that is neither here nor there. Sometimes the administration just snaps. So the Principal went with his gut, told the kid to unclog it himself, and finished signing detention slips. He had no idea things would have gotten this out of hand... But that's public school for ya. Its a dog eat dog world in there and clearly, this kid was wearing bacon pants.

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