Chris Brown goes Rocky IV on Rihanna

Moments later... he tried to drown her.


Listen, thus far on the blog we haven't even touched this issue. So here goes. Everyone knows couples fight. Some couples more than others. But everyone, even Hollywood starlets, get into altercations. That was no different before the Grammy's when Chris Brown laid the smack down on Rihanna, Triple H style. (No matter how many times I type Rihanna it still feels weird) You just know they were having a typical couple fight:

R: "Chris I told you to wipe the seat. I'm tired of sitting on your gross pee everytime I have to go!"
CB: "Maybe if you cooked me an edible dinner once in awhile I'd help you out with that..."
R: "Excuse me? What did you say? Don't make me bring up what your mother said at the barbecue the other day!"
CB: "Bitch if you say another word I will fucking murder you."

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd scene...

Just goes to show no matter how hot your girlfriend is, she is a pain in the ass. Even Giselle must fucking piss Tom Brady off 85% of the time. Its just the way of the world. Men are from Mars and women are from the most annoying fucking planet in the galaxy (Annoyon). With that said though, you should never, ever, EVER hit a girl and I am disappointed in Mr. Brown. You are supposed to just yell really loud 2 inches from her face to make your point. Seriously though apparently Chris Brown got a booty call text and it set Rihanna off (understandably). Yo Chris what in the hell were you thinking! You know if you're expecting a late night text from some biddy that you put your shit on silent! Thats an amateur player move. So Rihanna gets out of the Lambo and refuses to get in. And trust me ladies, nothing pisses guys off more than when a woman is making a scene in public. CB goes berserk and goes all Hulk on Rihanna's face and then chokes her out, running away while the unconscious Rihanna lays there. Bold move by Brown, assuming she wouldn't tell.

Apparently these two fight all the time, Rihanna playing the part of the jealous girlfriend, following Chris around to all his shoots so that he won't flirt with anyone. This isn't their first break up, but it probably will be their last. The worst part is, Brown changed his Facebook status to single. That is so official. Seriously... Facebook! Not even "Its Complicated" or the ever-classy nothing route, Brown changed it to Single! He changed his status to "Now what, bitch" and his interests still include "DoubleMint Gum" even though his sponsorship has been dropped.

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