Massive wedgie prevents burglary

SALT LAKE CITY – It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected
of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal
Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he
kept squirming away from her. Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.
The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.

Well, it's a sad day for buglers when one of your own gets taken down by a wedgie and a headlock. Talk about a one, two punch. Clearly this guy wasn't picked on enough in high school. Everyone knows as soon as you get new boxers, you rip them a little bit just in case you find yourself in a situation where you're about to get a wedgie. As soon as the bully pulls, the boxers rip, and you run away scotch free. It's science, really. A friend of mine used to get wedgies all the time back in school, you don't know him...

--JT--