Aniston is even too hot for the Ov' Glove

Jennifer Aniston posed nude on the cover of GQ this week. And that sound you just heard was 13-year-old boys' testicles dropping all over the country. It kind of sounds like when you step on a dogs foot by accident and he lets out a little high pitched "yelp!" and you feel really bad that it happened and kind of embarrassed. Aniston is HOT... but sneaky hot. Like I could totally see her making my family Sunday dinner, and then taking me upstairs and eating the mashed potatoes off the bottom of my feet or something, like real freaky naughty. The headline on the side of the picture is totally true, she seems to be getting HOTTER as she gets older. This is something I would never bring up to her if and when I ever meet her/marry her for obvious reasons, but it kind of mirrors the plot to Brad Pitt's new movie, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". In this film he is born an old man, and as time passes, he gets younger. Well if that is the case for Jen's hotness, then God help the world when she is pushing like 65. Flashing some leg while she is in the Social Security line, possibly nibbling on a theatre employee's ear while she buys her $6.75 discounted ticket... wow this is making me sweaty. In any case, Jen needs to really chill with her Angelina feud. I mean, in my eyes she dodged a total bullet. Any man that can be happy raising 12 African children and being with a woman who tongue kisses her brother is a real wacko (I mean cousin, sure, that's all good, but sibling? Too far Gina!) Now she is free to run around and lay naked on male models wearing only neckties (something a husband may slightly frown upon). So I say live it up Miss Jen, and now when the guys are all sitting around and they pose me the question, Jen or Angelina? I easily know my answer....... both.

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