Well, not enough plays in the world could get the Jets to pull off the improbable victory over the beasts of the AFC East, the unstoppable, dynasty-like, mammoth of a team, known as the Miami Dolphins. I mean, did we actually believe Eric Mangina could win a game? The guy hasn't won a thing since he became head coach of the New York Jets.
The fact that the Patriots will miss the playoffs with an 11-5 record is a travesty. Any team that goes to the Super Bowl should have to go though the New England Patriots for it to be a legitimate championship. This is a disaster.
Every New York Jets fan should feel ashamed of themselves for paying money to watch and follow this joke of a team. Listen, it's one thing if Mangina wants to screw over the state of New York (New Jersey) with his terrible play calling and lack of coaching. It's another to screw over an entire region known as New England.
Brett Favre is an absolute joke. Why did this guy come back? He's got nothing left in the bag. How many more interceptions will this guy throw before he retires? He could easily be the most overrated quarterback in the history of overrated quarterbacks. His time is up. Please Brett, if you read my blog, and you don't, retire once and for all and never come back into the spotlight. HAHA yeah right, Brett Favre not in the spotlight? That's a joke. The guy craves more attention then Jonah from Summer Heights High.
"Boo hoo hoo we lost the game, I retire!"
(2 weeks later) "I want another shot."
Michael Jordan can retire twice and get away with it because he was the greatest basketball player to ever live. Brett Favre is nowhere near that status in football. He will never lead a team to a championship again and should stop wasting everybodys time.
Romeo Crennel will lose his job this year, Eric Mangina should lose his job this year, and Charlie Weis should lose his job this year. What does that say about Bill Belichick? So much for that great coaching staff from 2001. It's clearly all Bill Belichick and it always will be. The guy took a backup quarterback with zero experience and turned him into a legit starting quarterback who lead his team to 11 wins.
"New York, tell me how my ass tastes." -Chad Pennington
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Let's get it out of the way early: I'm a first time commenter, anyway, I found your site by googling the words fuck the pats, out at 11-5.
ReplyDeleteMusic to my ears. I could care less about your issues with Mangini, your crush on Brady, how often you fellate Belichick, or your fucking dynasty. Flame me, berate me, do whatever it is you frozen Northeastern knuckleheads do. But know this Massholes- there is one person in this world sleeping the "Sleep of the Just" knowing that there are tens of thousands of Pats fans angry and stupified (it means confused) that their beloved team missed the play offs with a great record. This, this playoff zero, this blank, was your Christmas gift to me. Thank You Pats fans. And in return, In this season of giving and sharing, I hope your beloved Coach Belichick, as he is wont to do, fucks each and every one of your wives, sisters and girlfriends.
Blather on about your repeat Super Bowls and records, if it makes you feel better. I don't care. Nor does anyone else. Not right now. The thing they care about, bitches, is the fact that this year, you Pats fans will all be sitting at home, whacking it (while staring longingly into your QB's eyes on the latest cover of Entertainment Weekly)during the play offs.
Have fun.
I hope New England gets 78 feet of snow this winter. I doubt that's possible, but I can dream. Take solace in the fact that if it does snow, or rain, or get a bit breezy,or even cloudy, ESPN will suck miles of dick to cover the story. Those fuckers love you clowns in Boston.
Any way, in case I haven't been clear-I hate your team and I'm glad you got screwed/shafted/hosed/whatever.
Yes! A comment! First of all thanks for reading and being a fan of the blog, means a lot to me.
ReplyDeleteSecondly, I love that you googled the words "fuck the pats, out at 11-5". That is awesome! I mean, what Pats fan would google "Fuck the Jets" or "Fuck the Colts"? This is why Patriots fans are the way they are man, don't you get it? You guys put us on a pedestal. It's hilarious really.
Every other fan cares so much about the Patriots doing bad, and every Pats fan could care less about any other team. The fact that you get joy out of our loss proves how pathetic your life is and how little you got for Christmas.
Sure, we missed the "play offs" and got screwed, but the fact that we had 11 wins with a backup qb speaks volumes about this coaching staff and the other guys on this team.
Oh, and in regards to your comment on Belichick fucking our wives, sisters, and girlfriends- Of course he can! He's Bill Belichick! That's the least we could do for this man!
--JT--
I find this to be outrageously hilarious.
ReplyDeleteDear Jason T McGill,
thank you for fueling the fire I like to call "Patriots Pride," Or if you're really feeling dangerous "Boston Sports pride". It truly baffles me that even with the Pats out of the playoffs your burning hate continues. You have a terrible case of Pat-orexia (one who exercises excessive hate and has horrific word vomit of the mouth about the patriots). Unfortunately for you, it makes you look like a complete asshole. I couldn't agree more with the response to your absurdly pathetic comment.