I'mmmmm dreaming, of a Greeeeeeen Christmas...

Merry Christmas friends!

I have been waiting for this day for so long now, you have no idea. It's Christmas damnit! You wake up early, bolt down the stairs, "HE CAME! HE CAME! HE ATE THE COOKIES MOM! MOM, MOM, HE ATE THEM! MOM I'M OPENING UP MY STOCKING OK? DAD? YOU UP DAD? MOM HE ATE THE COOKIES. WHOAAA PRESENTS!"

aaaaaand then you turn 13 (or in my case 21) and you realize Christmas is more than just gifts. It's about Celtics-Lakers rivalry. Listen folks, since they announced the schedule I've been drooling over this game. Yeah, whatever, we won 19 games in a row. Whatever, we have the best start in NBA history. Whatever, the Sox, Pats, and Celts combined for six championships since 2001, soon to be ten when all four major sports teams win this year. The bottom line is at 5:00pm today, the biggest game of the regular season takes place.

It's obvious the Lakers need this game more than the Celtics. Does that mean the Celtics don't want it? Absolutely not. I didn't get any sleep last night cause I was listening for Santa (missed him again), KG didn't get any sleep last night because he was just so wired thinking about today's game.

We'll win. I'm not worried about it. Like I said when we played the Hawks, we don't NEED this game. The Lakers need this game like Lindsey Lohan needs cocaine on a Saturday night. All the pressure is on L.A. They've been playing relatively shitty as of late and they have the home game on Christmas for some ridiculous reason I don't want to try to understand.

The Celtics will roll into L.A., hopefully run out onto the court with the NBA Finals trophy, middle fingers in the air, and curb stomp the Lakers. KG will make Bynum his personal bitch all game. Perk will throw punches at Odom. Rondo will laugh in Farmars face all the way to the hoop. Tony Allen will take a dump on Walton's chest. Powe will make Vujacic eat Tony's shit off of Walton. Pierce will throw gang signs at random members of the crowd. Doc Rivers will lose his voice, but spit on Jackson. Big Baby will look a little downsy as usual. Eddie House will do what Eddie House does best beside shoot three pointers, and that is just talk trash. Along with Sam Cassell they will trash talk until Derek Fisher cries. Meanwhile, Ray Allen will remain classy. BYAH!!

Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas, and make sure you watch the Celtics game.

--JT--