Bad recycling: Pay stub used as bank robbery note
CHICAGO – The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot." The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address. The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.
CHICAGO – The robber's threatening note made a Chicago bank job easy to solve: The FBI says the suspect wrote it on his pay stub. An FBI affidavit said the man walked into a Fifth Third Bank on Friday and handed a teller a note that read "Be Quick Be Quit (sic). Give your cash or I'll shoot." The robber got about $400 but left half of his note. Investigators found the other half outside the bank's front doors. Authorities say that part of the man's October pay stub had his name and address. The suspect was arrested at his Cary home. A judge ordered him held without bond Monday. If convicted of bank robbery, he faces 20 years in prison.
This is golden. First of all, dude, you are a fucking bank robber, use spell check. No bank teller is gonna understand what "Be Quit" means in a note. If that teller starts screaming her head off its not her fault. Secondly, buy some robber stationery. I can imagine this dude writing his note from a $55.67 paycheck from Burger King he found on floor of his Ford Pinto. Then he did the WORST possible crime faux pas which is to leave any evidence behind, especially the one that would lead the FBI directly to your residence, atleast show a little bit of intelligence. Hopefully when he's in jail his other inmates understand his "Pleeze Do Not Rayp Me" note on his cell door.
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