"Please consult your physician before eating..."
CHESHIRE, Conn. – The Connecticut Department of Development Services has placed an employee on administrative leave after prescription pills were found in a cake served at a home for disabled people. Department spokeswoman Joan Barnish said the worker will be on leave while the agency investigates Sunday's incident. The employee's name has not been released. Five residents of the home who ate the cake on Sunday were taken to area hospitals, but Barnish said none of them suffered any ill effects. Barnish said the pills were an antihistamine. State police said the employee told them that a bottle of her prescription medication spilled while she was making the cake, but she didn't realize that some of the pills fell into the batter. No criminal charges have been filed.
Only in Connecticut would this happen. People just get bored with their trust funds, indoor swimming pools, and beluga caviar and decide to murder poor little old helpless disabled individuals. There are so many fucked up country club level adults and kids in CT that everyone's medicine cabinet looks like a CVS and Rite Aid had sex inside of them. So somebody takes a bottle to work to just "make it though the day", and seriously "antihistamine" my ass everyone knows these were Quaaludes. The residents were just trying to safely enjoy Big Jeffie's 34th birthday with some sing-a-longs and hallway bowling and now they get caught up in a shameful scandal like this.
P.S. -- The home needs to really chill out on this because even if I ate a few allergy pills by accident nothing would happen at all and I certainly wouldn't go to the hospital and risk getting made fun of by the other residents when I got home during nap/milk time.
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