Suck-holz

Obviously not practicing pitching because he is so bad...

Since we are on the subject of baseball (and actually back to blogging) I need to get something off my chest.

(Rips unidentified object off chest) AAAAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!

OK wow that thing was like sucking my blood or something. Anyway now I can concentrate and I need to say something. The Red Sox are being stupid. They have given Clay Buchholz enough opportunity to prove he can be a pitcher at the major league level. They should SELL HIGH on this dude right now... like today... like five minutes ago. Send him to the Rangers for Jarrod Saltalamacchia and probably a lower level minor leaguer. They wont regret it! He will flounder in the bandbox confines of Arlington, thus removing any blame or doubt from upper management, and by the time he goes to his 3rd destination (presuming he actually pitches well) no one will remember he was ours! Then, in the meantime, we have a fucking STUD for a catcher for the next 6-8 years who hits for power and has developing defensive skills.

Everyone just needs to get over the Buchholz honeymoon because he threw a no hitter against the ORIOLES. Leo DiCaprio from What's Eating Gilbert Grape throws a no-hitter against them in a deleted scene for christ sakes! But we all know what's going to happen. Hes gonna get another chance and SUCK some more and then we are gonna trade him finally in 2011 for a macaroni necklace and 68 pennies that were smushed by a train. For shame Theo, for shame.

P.S. - Varitek sucks and he declined arbitration so he deserves to not play this year for being a complete moron and passing up $10MM to try his luck on the worst market in recent history. Plus hes just a bad player.

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